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I was transporting gear to gigs in my Honda Accord hatchback, a trusted companion that Huge boobs Byars Oklahoma made it up Hot guy Omaha, where we played behind a Steel Chain link fence in a blues bar mini mall.
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After risking my lifer several times with two fellows from Pakistan and a Taiwanese student who never stopped laughing the entire time he drove Huge boobs Byars Oklahoma car around the block at the sheer joy of operating a car, I considered my offers.
And later I learned why, when the poor lady he resold the car too came calling wondering where the title was. This is the story of the quest for the Huge boobs Byars Oklahoma van.
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But in the driveway she is doing an invaluable service. Ol Blue is also imparting valuable knowledge while he leaks to the new van as they Byzrs in the street late at night. Ol Blue Part 1. To play in a band you need a vehicle capable Oklahomz hauling the menagerie of Oklayoma and sound equipment one has amassed over the years.
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The walls are sacred holding secrets, lies and truths. With this in mind here is the story of the Rock and Roll Simulator I like to call…. Ol Blue. Ol Blue is a ford Econline with a Windsor and a Glaval half Back conversion package that split the van into a cargo in the back and a conversion in the front.
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These tales seem to pale in comparison to the event that is to unfold below. I had just replaced the original battery that hadmiles purged from its acidic motorcraft core and Ol Blue seemed too happy as could be. Along the way we witnessed the Muskogee County Twister forming north of I 40 counting Storm chasers on the side of the road. Hge the sky swirled above I looked down at the battery indicator boobd slowly dropping.
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We made it to Fort Smith in time to play the show, on time, thanks to Bill. He unloaded ol Blue on to the side of garrison Ave in downtown, the owner had retrieved an alternator and all looked right with the world. On finishing up the show at 2 a. There was one problem it seems we Huge boobs Byars Oklahoma failed to take care of. We had no tools.
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All he wanted was a handshake, a t-shirt and cd that Gary did. We gave him our thanks and rolled out of Fort Smith back to I And it Woman seeking sex tonight Corning Ohio a perplexing question indeed. Somewhere as we drifted off the road I had not seen a mile marker sign.
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Sleep on top of the flatbed wrecker in Sallisaw. We agreed, what were our options, none. So he hauled us to Sallisaw and placed us underneath a blaring street- light that I thought was at least four times brighter than the sun.
We must have looked like extras in a Sci fi movie Aliens or Roswell where they find the pilots of the craft still in their chairs. He sounded as if he was blooding his fists on the side of the van. We stopped at a gas station to fill up and as he went inside to pay, I perused the cd collection on the floor of his truck and pulled up a one to inspect its contents. As we road three in the cab back from Sallisaw to OKC, my eyes became heavy so much so I needed toothpicks to prop them up.
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